There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...