The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...