The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...