Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
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Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
Child sent to bed
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