Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...