A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...