House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Are YOU A HARD MAN?
Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.