Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking…
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink