Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.