Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....