A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...