Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...