The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...