Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...