Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...