A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...