More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!