New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.