Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...