Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...