Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....