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This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
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Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
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An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...