Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...