Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...