The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...