An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...