ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...