How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
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MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...