Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
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Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...