Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...