Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...