Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?