May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...