From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...