Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Lots of words
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring,...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...