Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...