Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....