Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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You want children?
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Tough job
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Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Goofy Wundermints!
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Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...