A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...