ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...