Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
The strange Christmas scene
|In a small southern town there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...