Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...