Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...