Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...