What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
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Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”