I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...