Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...