Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
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What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
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One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
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When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
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60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
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The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
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