Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
What is
“Three Men And A Baby”What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...