Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...