Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!